I’ve found it! The solution to the border crisis! If every Mexican wants to be part of America, let’s just annex Mexico and all be one big happy family. (If you’re going to leave a comment, please read this entire post. Then I welcome your opinion.)
Let’s face it, the Mexican government is a farce of corporations and drug cartels, and if they had oil we wanted we’d be sending in troops to replace them with an American approved government anyway. However, since we’ve never thought Mexico had much to offer other than margarita-filled resorts, we’ve been content to ship them guns and accommodate their decay as a nation from a distance.
Now I’m not suggesting that the current administration be allowed to take over and tyrannize yet another country, I’m saying first we need to oust our own dictator, then we can tackle Mexico. Does this all sound crazy and pointless? I have a plan, hear me out:
Right now, we are putting Mexican children in concentration camps, away from their families, with no clear plan other than welfare socialism for their futures. Is this a solution? Maybe if you’re a Nazi. I propose we revert back to a capitalist system, and by annexing Mexico, literally share the wealth. Here is how.
- Elect an American President who believes in capitalism and the ingenuity of people
- Annex Mexico so that we can all stop pretending we have a border
- Allow the current border patrol who has been hand-cuffed this whole time to unleash their fury on the cartel-government of Mexico. i..e. Shoot anyone in a suit.
- Encourage American companies to plant factories and further tourism in Mexico
- Send back all the Mexican children we’re illegally housing now that their parents have job markets back home
- As new citizens, expect all Mexicans to pay taxes, and get no more special treatment than the Caucasian native-born Americans. (Who are not eligible for government assistance unless they are single mothers.)
Sound crazy? It’s not. It’s practical, fair, and would solve everyone’s problems. No one can argue that Mexico is a “sovereign nation to be respected”. A nation is only as great or as poor as it’s people, and if all the people of Mexico hate it and are fleeing to America, and we’re “so cruel” if we don’t just let them stay and pay for them with money We Don’t Have, (it’s not even a why question at this point, but how are we carrying this burden), then let’s set the Mexicans free from their horrible existence, let’s set Americans free from guilt and the crime/welfare burden that has come with this illegal invasion, and let’s call it a day.
Do you need one more reason? A Mexican helicopter flew over our border (that our government no longer considers a border), and FIRED on us! Who does that?? Has everyone forgotten that happened? Has no one seen “A Few Good Men”? Oh right, they apologized. Well then, that makes it ok. In my view, if a neighbor of ours has a military that is stupid enough to forget where their own air-space is then we should be intervening anyway. Besides, why does Mexico need an army? To protect them from us? Well, they’ve been invading us for the last 10 years and we’ve done nothing, so I’d say they’re pretty safe.
Let’s go back to the original point here. If Mexicans really want to be a part of America, and no one thinks its fair to ask them to apply for green cards like everyone else, let’s annex their country, make enough money to pay for them, and then everyone’s happy. I have nothing again Mexican people, we just can’t afford to take on a nation as a charity case. However, if the whole nation paid taxes, and Americans could go own silver mines, factories, and resorts there, we’d make enough income to support them. Does everyone forget how America became prosperous enough to attract refugees in the first place? Capitalism. So let’s get back to that.
Thanks for your time folks, ya’ll have a great weekend.
God bless ~ Liberty Belle